The Ultimate Net Legend

Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before
he dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the
most Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an
irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of
your mothers maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They
will respond by sending e-mail labeled Good Times to the computer
controlling Craigs life support equipment. When Felippe Linz, the
technician operating the computer, opens this mail, his hard drive
will be overwritten with thousands of credit card invoices for
$250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that Hillary was seen on
the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination
by Bill Gates and his tri-lateral commission cronies who are eating
fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters
with Elvis.

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