These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

That race was all about competition. – David Coleman, ITV

And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us. – Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3

Mark Goodier: Whats the name of the company you work for?

Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and

engineering services? – BBC Radio 1

Marling – unbeaten in her three victories.

Peter OSullivan, BBC2 TV: Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets.

James Hunt, BBC2 TV: A church spire nestling among the trees…theres probably a church there too. – Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV