These two kids about 12 or 13 go to confession. The first one goes into
the confessional and admits having sex with a girl.

The priest says, It wasnt Carmen Angelozi was it?

The kid says No father, it wasnt.

The priest says, It wasnt Angela Fetucini was it?

The kid replies, No father, it wasnt.

The priest then says, It wasnt Maria Carmella was it?

The kid once again says, No father it wasnt.

The priest then says, Well, for your pennance say 50 Hail Marys and leave
half your allowance in the offering for 2 weeks.

When the kid leaves the confessional his friend asks him how it went to
which he replies, not bad and I got 3 leads.