20
Aug

Theyre boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. In the last 15 races, Ive won 8 of them!

Another horse breaks in, Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 19!!

Oh thats good, but in the last 36 races, Ive won 28!, says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. I dont mean to boast, says the greyhound, but in my last 90 races, Ive won 88 of them!

The horses are clearly amazed. Wow! says one, after a hushed silence. A talking dog.

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