Things Only Southerners Understand

The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.

Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

What general direction cattywumpus is.

That gimme sugar dont mean pass the sugar.

When by and by is.

How to handle your pot likker

The best gesture of solace for a neighbor whos got trouble is a plate of cold potato salad.

The difference between purt near and a right far piece

The differences between a redneck, a good ol boy, and trailer trash.

Never to go snipe hunting twice.

Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody! But nobody!

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