Things that sound dirty at thanksgiving, but arent

  • Whew, thats one terrific spread!

  • Im in the mood for a little dark meat.

  • Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

  • Talk about a huge breast!

  • Its Cool Whip time!

  • If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst!

  • Are you ready for seconds yet?

  • Its a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?

  • Just wait your turn. Youll get some!

  • Dont play with your meat.

  • Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

  • Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?

  • You still have a little bit on your chin.

  • Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

  • I didnt expect everyone to come at once!

  • How long will it take after you stick it in?

  • Youll know its ready when it pops up.

  • Wow, I didnt think I could handle all of that!

  • How many are coming?

  • Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen!

  • Just lay back & take it easy … Ill do the rest.

  • How long do I beat it before its ready?

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