Things Youll Never Hear A Man Say

  • You look tired, let me do the clean up.

  • Of course your mother can stay with us, as long as she likes.

  • Here honey, you use the remote.

  • You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too

  • Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? Thats one movie I gotta see!

  • While Im up, can I get you anything?

  • Sex isnt that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

  • Aww, forget Monday night football, lets watch Melrose Place.

  • Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

  • We never talk anymore.

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