Three Children

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought hed put an end to things by saying boldly,

After our second child, Ill just have a vasectomy.

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, Well, I hope youll love the third one just as if its your own…

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