One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. Bush asks: George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?

Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did, Washington advises.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. Tom, George asks, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?

Cut taxes and reduce the size of government, Jefferson advises.

Bush isnt sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. Its Abraham Lincolns ghost. Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? Bush asks. Abe answers flatly, Go see a play.