A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said Lets all go to OLearys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness.

The Italian said That sounds good, but if we go to Baldinis with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table.

The Russian said That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstofs we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid.

That sounds to good to be true! the Irishman exclaimed. Have you actually been there?

No, the Russian replied, but my wife goes there all the time.