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Aug

Top 10 Changes at NASA to accommodate John Glenns return to space

Top Ten Changes at NASA to Accommodate 76-Year-Old John Glenns Return to Space Aboard the Shuttle Discovery:

  1. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
  2. Shuttles thermostat set at 80 degrees.
  3. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.
  4. Early Bird specials from Morrisons Cafeteria included on menu.
  5. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.
  6. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
  7. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
  8. Installed a new bifocal windshield.
  9. Space pants now go up to armpits.
  10. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.

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