Top 10 New York City Pedestrian Tips

The city does not employ so-called wallet inspectors.
Remember: regular hot dogs do not have fingernail.
Yelling at cabdrivers in English wastes your time and theirs.
John Gotti always has the right of way.
Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental records on you.
Dont lick food from a strangers beard.
Its bad manners to lie down inside someone elses chalk body outline.
Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers.
If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it.
If it doesnt smell like chili, it probably isnt.

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