Top 10 Online Lies

Im in this private room consoling a depressed friend.
Youre different … Ive never felt like this about someone Ive never met before.
Im new online and havent had time to creat a profile … but tell me more about yourself.
I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well Im getting excited
Yes of course Im female …
No this is my only screen name … You mean you can have more then one?
Im 54, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body! Male version is Im 60, great tan, and buffed from working out
Im not like most of the guys here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other (at the hotel coffee shop)
I dont care what you look like, its whats on the inside that counts (Which is true,except it means Im horny and could care less, just type)

And the number one Online lie is …

Tonight my love … our souls have touched

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