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Top ten Intel slogans for the Pentium

9.9999973251 – Its a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug

8.9999163362 – Its Close Enough, We Say So

7.9999414610 – Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes

6.9999831538 – You Dont Need to Know Whats Inside

5.9999835137 – Redefining the PC – and Mathematics As Well

4.9999999021 – We Fixed It, Really

3.9998245917 – Division Considered Harmful

2.9991523619 – Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?

1.9999103517 – Were Looking for a Few Good Flaws

0.9999999998 – The Errata Inside

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