Top ten Lorena Bobbitt excuses

Hoped it would somehow help NAFTA get passed
Too much caffeine
What can I say? I love a good joke
Thats what he gets for hoggin the remote control
Took Bob Barkers constant spaying and neutering reminders to their logical conclusion
I was trying to cut the price tag off his new pajamas and he sneezed
Good practice for carving Thanksgiving turkey
Fell asleep whittling in bed
Was tired of playing got your nose

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