Top ten reasons why hockey is better than sex – seen in a collegiate womens hockey club program

The protective equipment is reusable, and you dont even have to wash it.
Its legal to play hockey professionally.
The puck is ALWAYS hard.
Because theres no body checking, you cant get pregnant except in most unusual circumstances.
It lasts a full hour.
You know youre finished when the buzzer sounds.
Your parents cheer when you score.
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommmon.
Periods last only 15 minutes.
You can count on it at least twice a week.
You can tell your friends about it afterward.

Yes, I realize there are 11 reasons, but the claim is that it is a top ten list. Wendy Istvanick UW-Madison – Go Badgers!!!