Top ten things that sound dirty at the office, but arent

  1. I need to whip it out by 5!
  2. Mind if I use your laptop?
  3. Put it in my box before I leave.
  4. If I have to lick one more, Ill gag!
  5. I want it on my desk, NOW!
  6. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM … I think its out of fluid.
  7. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
  8. Its an entry-level position.
  9. When do you think youll be getting off today?


  10. Its not fair … I do all the work while he just sits there.

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