Training courses

Women think they already know everything, but wait… training courses are now available for women in the following subjects:

Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.

The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits.

Parties: Going without new outfits.

Man management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.

Bathroom etiquette i: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.

Bathroom etiquette ii: His razor is his.

Communication skills i: Tears – the last resort, not the first.

Communication skills ii: Thinking before speaking.

Communication skills iii: Getting what you want without nagging.

Driving a car safely: A skill you can acquire.

Telephone skills: How to hang up.

Advanced parking: Backing into a space.

Water retention: Fact or fat.

Cooking i: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter.

Cooking ii: Bran and tofu are not for human consumption.

Cooking iii: How not to inflict your diets on other people.

Compliments: Accepting them gracefully.

PMS: Your problem… not his.

Dancing: Why men dont like to.

Classic clothing: Wearing outfits you already have.

Household dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice.

Integrating your laundry: Washing it all together.

Oil and gas: Your car needs both.

TV remotes: For men only.

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