Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick OReilly wandered by.

Help! Paddy shouted, Oim sinkin! Dont worry, assured Mick. Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oim the strongest man in Erin, and Oill pull ye right out o there.

Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddys hand and pulled and pulled to no avail. After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, Shure, an Oi cant do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oill have to get some help.

As Mick was leaving, Paddy called Mick! Mick! Dye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?