Tuns of Puns! Part V

Whats the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids wont eat broccoli.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Whats the difference between the capital of Russia and a calfs mother?

One is Moscow, the other is cows ma.

Where did the vegetables go to get drunk?

The Salad Bar.

Where do you get virgin wool from?

Ugly sheep.

Where does a one-armed man shop?

At a second hand store.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

Ta da dump, ta da dump, ta da dump Dump DUMP!!!

Which of these things dont belong: A tuna, a lobster, or a Chinese guy run over by a truck?

The tuna. The other two are crustaceans.

Who delivers puppies when the Vet isnt available?

The mid woof.

Why cant a woman ask her brother for help?

Because he cant be a brother and assist her too.

Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didnt?

Because he was a little more on.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the opossum it could be done.

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