A teacher was giving class lessons in morals and asked for examples.

Little Mary stood up and said,
My father is a chicken farmer and when we collect the eggs each morning, we take more than one basket, so you dont put all your eggs in one basket.

Very good, Mary, said the teacher. Any more morals?

Little Johnny stands up.
During the war, he says, my Uncle Charlie was alone in a fox-hole with a rifle and a bottle of whisky.

A whole German battalion was approaching him, so he had a big gulp of the whisky and fired all his bullets at the Germans, killing at least 100. He fell back into the fox-hole, took another large swig of whisky and ran out and used his bayonet and rifle butt to kill all the Germans left.

Thats very brave of your uncle, said the teacher, but wheres the moral to the story?

Well. said Johnny, You dont f*** around with Uncle Charlie when hes been on the piss.