Valentines Day Memo

Valentines Day is coming up, and some of you may have
difficulty in composing a properly passionate Valentines Day
Greeting to your sweet-patootie. Here is a suggested form:

Date: (enter appropriate date here like February 14 or 13)
To:(enter appropriate name here
CAUTION: dont put more than one per memo, and be careful to send to correct person)
From:(enter your name or pet-name
CAUTION: use the right pet-name …)

It has been brought to my attention that I would be remiss in
my duties were I not to comment upon your performance as
Executive Valentine. Your performance in this capacity during
the past fiscal year has been more than adequate – nay,

Further, let me advise you that my Passionate Regard for you
remains unchanged since my previous statements upon this subject
and may be assumed to remain unchanged unless you receive
specific contrary notification in writing.

Please do not hesitate to communicate with me should you have
any questions or if I can be of any other assistance.

Yours truly,

(your name)

There. If that doesnt melt your True Loves heart, nothing will.

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