03
Nov

Ventriliquist

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and hes going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.

So, on his first night, hes going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the fourth row and says, Excuse me, mister, but no physical attribute of mine affects my mental capability!

The guy is flabbergasted. He stands up and tries to apologize, but is cut off when she says, –

You stay out of this, mister. Im not talking to you, Im talking to that jerk on your knee!

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