25
Apr

Very Offensive Space Shuttle Jokes.

Q: What were Christa McAuliffes last words to her husband?

A: You feed the kids – Ill feed the fish.

Q: What does NASA stand for?

A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts

A2: Need Another Shuttle Also

Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?

A: They didnt know it was going to blow up.

Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?

A: Ocean Spray – It was their second choice because they couldnt get 7-UP.

Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?

A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, theyll have a rated officer onboard.

Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?

A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

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