Here is little something to help girls understang guys.

What guys sayWhat they mean
  
It is just orange juice, try it.3 more shots, and shell have her legs around my head.
Shes kind of cuteI want to bang her till I am blue
I dont know if I like herShe wont blow me
I need youMy hand is tired
I had herI had (wet dreams about) her all week
I really want to get to know you better…so I can tell my friends about it
How do I compare with all you other boyfriends?Is my penis really that small?
Youre the only girl Ive ever cared aboutYou are the only girl who has not rejected me
I want you back…for tonight anyway
Weve been through so much togetherIf it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
I miss you so muchI am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right nowShoot! Shell know that I have a hard-on
The break-up should not start for another 24 hoursI want to have sex a few more times
I am different from all the other guysI am not circumsized