This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning
of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling
loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things
at one end and a small hole at the other.

In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out
again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by
squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening will most surely recognize
the rythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the
opeing and some from its long, glistening shaft. After everything is done and
the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to
bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What Is This?

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than
your very own…

Toothbrush

What were you thinking?