While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read Will work for food. If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly a bove him read Now hiring.

At an office: This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions.

SEEN ON A BILLBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY: Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.