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Aug

Why Christmas trees are better than women

A Christmas tree doesnt care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
Christmas trees dont get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
A Christmas tree doesnt care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
A Christmas tree doesnt get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
A Christmas tree doesnt get mad if you look up underneath it.
When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesnt get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesnt care if you watch football all day.

And the # ONE reason Christmas Trees are better than women

A Christmas tree doesnt get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

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