Wife is Leaving for Vegas

A wife comes home and says to her husband, I am moving to Las Vegas – I hear you can get $400 for sex. The husband runs to the bedroom, starts packing his bags and says Im coming along to see this!

Why? asks the wife, Why would you come to Las Vegas with me?

Husband replies, Because Ive gotta see you live on $800 a year!

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