You have an Internet addiction when . . .

Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though youve never had heart problems before.

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you dont have a clue when it happened.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

When looking at a pageful of someone elses links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

Your dog has its own home page.

Your dogs homepage is actually good.

You cant call your mother…she doesnt have a modem.

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