You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When…

People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or
catfish.

People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.

The pastor wears boots.

The preacher says, Id like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering
and five guys stand up.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck
because It aint never been in a hole it couldnt get out of.

When it rains, everyone is smiling.

Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.

The choir group is known as the OK Chorale.

Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.

There is no such thing as a secret sin.

Baptism is referred to as branding.

There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.

Finding and returning lost sheep isnt just a parable.

High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

People think rapture is when you lift something too heavy.

The final words of the benediction are, Yall come back now, yah
hear?