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Aug

You know you are out of college when…

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.

2. Your potted plants stay alive.

3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.

4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.

6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well balanced meal.

7. You havent seen a soap opera in over a year.

8. :00 AM is not early.

9. You have to file your own taxes.

10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.

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