1. If you have no life – and you can prove it mathematically.2. If you enjoy pain.3. If you know vector calculus but you cant remember how to do long division.4. If you chuckle whenever anyone says centrifugal force.5. If youve actually used every single function on your graphing

calculator.6. If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.7. If you frequently whistle the theme song to MacGyver.8. If you always do homework on Friday nights.9. If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.10. If you think in math.11. If youve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.12. If you hesitate to look at something because you dont want to break down its wave function.13. If you have a pet named after a scientist.14. If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.15. If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodingers Cat experiment.16. If you can translate English into Binary. 17. If you cant remember whats behind the door marked exit in the computing center.18. If you have to bring a jacket with you in the middle of summer because theres a wind-chill factor in the lab.19. If you are completely addicted to caffeine.20. If you avoid doing anything because you dont want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.21. If you consider ANY non-science course easy. 22. If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.23. If the fun center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.24. If youll assume that a horse is a sphere in order to make the math easier.25. If you understood more than five of these indicators.26. If you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.

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