Obsessive cyberflirt, actually 47 years old and hasnt left her house in weeks but feels loved because she has 300 AOLers chasing her.
Odinist Mafiosi dominatrix gangsters moll, in Norway and bored because she hasnt shed any blood in THREE DAYS, let alone killed anyone.
Cyberspace Jaye Davidson, considers himself trapped in a mans body but wont admit it.
Illiterate bimbo, knows how to use the SHOUT command on MUDs and nothing else.
Smirking college student who thinks its so fun to tease men, and does nothing but IRC on #hotsex because shes the star of the show. Uses the name of one of her sorority sisters so that the losers who track her down dont pester HER.
AOL hacker-wannabe. Will sleep with anyone who can tell her about Kevin Mitnick.
Bored grad students AI routine blonde.c
Kibo.
Achmed Darsein, who is cleverly disguising himself as a woman in order to learn about the USA and blow up the World Trade Center again. Your first clue should be that he refers to Clinton as The Great Satan. Also makes frequent references to his veil.
Rush Limbaughs new wife, who is already quite fed up with him and spends all her time online because Rush cant stop flapping his jaw. Your first clue should be that she refers to Clinton as The Great Satan. Also makes frequent references to her husbands beer belly.

– by Sky Kruse