Three women are about to be executed. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead, and ones a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready!…Aim!! …
Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, Ready! … Aim!!…
Suddenly the redhead yells, TORNADO!!! Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! … Aim!! …
…and the blonde yells, FIRE!!!
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Mar
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
- Tank Girl
- Job interview
- Rabbi Wizard
- Blonde on a plane
- Wear A Condom
- Why dont blondes eat pickles?
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Hail Storm
- POOR DAD
- Blonde Hijacker
- Blonde Looking for a Job
- Kick Blonde Ass
- International Politics
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?