Three women are about to be executed. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead, and ones a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready!…Aim!! …
Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, Ready! … Aim!!…
Suddenly the redhead yells, TORNADO!!! Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! … Aim!! …
…and the blonde yells, FIRE!!!
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Mar
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..
- Puzzle