18
May
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.