1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage.

3. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.