1998 Bumper Stickers

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  • Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
  • I.R.S.: Weve got what it takes to take what youve got.
  • Im just driving this way to tick you off.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.
  • Keep honking, Im reloading.
  • Hang up and drive.
  • Guns dont kill people, postal workers do.
  • Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
  • I said no to drugs, but they just wouldnt listen.
  • Friends dont let Friends drive Naked.
  • If we arent supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie!… till you can find a rock.



Received from William Conway.


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