Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself – What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Wife : Youre gonna be really sorry! Im going to LEAVE you!

Hubby : Make up your mind! Which one is it gonna be?