2 old ladies on a park bench

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting that park every sunny day, for over 12 years… chatting, and enjoying each others friendship.

One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, Please dont be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed, after all these years … What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just cant.

The older friend glares at her at first. Then, looking very distressed, says nothing for 2 full minutes, and finally says, How soon do you have to know?

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