19
Dec

2 short animal jokes

Why sex is better with sheep?

Theyre always in the mood.
Theyre constantly accessible.
When you finish screwing them, you can eat them.

A snail got mugged by two tortoises. When he went to the police, they questioned him as to what happened.
He said, I dont know, it all happened so fast!

(Jerry Wood on the Tonight Show)

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