Signs Youre Burned Out

10. Youre so tired you now answer the phone, Hell.

9. Your friends call to ask how youve been, and you immediately scream, Get off my back, bitch!

8. Your garbage can IS your in box.

7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just dont care.

6. You have so much on your mind, youve forgotten how to pee.

5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

4. You sleep more at work than at home.

3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.

2. You blasted your Daily Planner with a .357 Magnum a week ago, but still havent been able to miss a meeting.

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

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