2 Story House

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.

Because, the man says,I live in a two-story house.

The Judge replies, What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?

The man answers, Well Judge, one story is I have a headache and the other story is Its that time of the month.

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