Archive for February, 2019


01
Feb

List of lines to use when signing you valentine

The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine … depending on your personality:

Bold – face it, you want me

Clever – IOUXOXO

Cosmic – Didnt we know each other in another time and place?

Dreamy – I never believed in love at first sight until you

Enchantress – A valentine spell has been cast on you!

Femme Fatale – You cannot escape. I have ways to make you mine.

Athletic – How about a little one-on-one?

Musical – Always a love song in my heart for you.

No-nonsense – What are you waiting for?

Old fashioned – My mother warned me about guys/girls like you.

Sarcastic – Hey! I signed the card. What else do you want?

Scientific – The chemistry between us is definitely affirmative.

Self-assured – Be my valentine. NO is not an option.

Silly – Youre hotter than a jalapeno sandwich!

Wild Child – You are twisted and slightly dangerous. I like that in a person.

Worldly – Je taime! (translation from French I love you)

Hope you find one to sign on your card to your significant other and dont forget Valentines Day the 14th!!!

01
Feb

Easy To Operate On

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.


The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.


The second said, I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.


The third said, I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.


The fourth one said, I like to operate on lawyers. Theyre heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their butt are interchangeable.

Joke found on http://www.poddys.com