A lady walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk for a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk told the lady Miss, we are all out of chocolate ice cream.
The lady says Oh, okay. Give me a quart of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk says Miss, I just told you we are all out of chocolate ice cream.
The lady says Oh, okay. Give me a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk had finally had it. He said Miss, can you spell the van in vanilla?
The lady looked puzzled but answered Yes, v a n.
The clerk said, Very good. Now can you spell the straw in strawberry?
The lady still looked puzzled but answered Yes, s t r a w.
The clerk said, Very good. Now can you spell the fuck in chocolate?
The lady answered, There aint no fuck in chocolate.
The clerk replied, Thats what Iv been trying to tell you!
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Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- Aids Joke (offensive to gays & people with AIDS)
- Elephant Fart
- The newest vitamin
- Mickey Mouuce in Divorce Court
- Tongue Twisters
- Ventriloquist and the Polack
- Men and Women Are Not Alike
- gay sperm
- Condom Dog
- The New Priest
- Lesser-Known Programming Languages
- Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
- Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
- An Italian in America
- Lessons For Life