01. I can see your point, but youre still full of crap.

02. I dont know what your problem is, but Ill bet its hard to pronouce.

03. I see youve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

04. Ill try being nicer if youll try being smarter.

05. Ahh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

06. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

07. Im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

08. The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean youre an artist.

09. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

10. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be…?

11. This isnt and office. Its Hell with fluorescent lighting.

12. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

14. Can I trade this job for whats behind door #1?

15. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.



And heres a bonus funny from: Siglets.com



Sometimes … when you cry … no one sees your tears …

Sometimes…when you are worried….no one sees your pain…

Sometimes … when you are happy … no one sees your smile …

But fart just one time…