Radio Shack Q&A
[Ed: Winner of one of the 1991 Original Comedy Awards.]
Do these guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you
for a bunch of personal data when youre just there to buy something as
simple as a couple AA batteries? I think we should inconvenience these
people as much as they do us. A while ago I was in Enid buying a printer
cable adaptor and the guy asked me for my name.
Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-johnson, I replied.
(blank look of confusion)
How do you spell that? he asked, obviously not wanting to know.
With a hyphen, I clarified
Once more? he asked
Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-johnson
Could you please spell that? he asked, glancing at the half dozen
people waiting behind me.
Oh… just like it sounds, I said nonchalantly.
Putting down Johnson, he went on and asked about the address.
Washburn, Wisconsin, 14701 N.E. Wachatanoobee Parkway, Complex 3,
Building O, Appt. 1382b, I replied.
Almost through writing all this down, I said, Or did you mean
current address?
Stoping, he said, (becoming irritated) Yes. Current address.
Diluthian Heights, Mississippi, 1372 S. Tinatonabee Avenue,
Building 14C, Suite 2, Box 138201, I replied quite slowly.
Waiting until he finished I said, No, wait, its NORTH Tinatonabee
Avenue. Annoyed, he backed up and changed it.
I think, I interjected.
And is all this correct? he asked in a standard manner.
Of course not, I replied, leaving, If you want my REAL name and
address, look at the damned credit card receipt.
A little mean, I must admit, but no jury would convict me… at least,
none that had been to Radio Shack.