Manoln acompaado de su amigo
ManolÃn acompañado de su amigo le pregunta a Manolo, su padre:
Papá, ¿podemos ir a jugar al bosque?
SÃ, pero si se pierden regresen inmediatamente a casa.
ManolÃn acompañado de su amigo le pregunta a Manolo, su padre:
Papá, ¿podemos ir a jugar al bosque?
SÃ, pero si se pierden regresen inmediatamente a casa.
1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Waterproof tea bag
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
I said, If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?
He smiled and nodded knowingly, Thats why we ask.
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….
NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
coz hes got wee legs!
One day the parishioners of a church decided the church needed repainting. They gathered up all their supplies, bought all their paint and began painting. Halfway through the job they realized that there wouldnt be enough paint and they didnt want to spend anymore money to buy more. So, they began to thin the pain with water until there was enough to finish. As they put the last stroke on the church the heavens parted and rain gushed down. All the thinned paint ran off the side of the church and into the gutters. A voice bellowed from above REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my kind of customer! If moneys the root of all evil, why do churches want it? All I ask is to prove that money cant make me happy. Come to Florida, bring money, BUT GET THE HECK OFF OUR BEACH! Even the blind can see money. Expert – Someone who knows less, but makes more money. Its not the money I want, its the stuff. Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. Money burns a hole in my pocket…how about yours? Money is like an arm or leg, use it or lose it. Money is the root of all bills. Money may buy friendship, but it cannot buy love. Money Talks – and it usually says NO!! Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you money. Political Motto: I had some morals; sold them for money. This country has the best politicians money can buy. Time and Money. Two things we dont have enough of…. Turbo-Tax took money out of my Quicken directory. Visit your money this year – vacation in Washington D.C. When money talks, it usually says Bend over. You infernal machine! Give me a soda or my money back! Alimony? …sounds kind like all yer money No one kills over drugs … They kill over money. Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife Mother of Six in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that its time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, Shall we go home, Mother of Six?
His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back, Anytime youre ready, Father of Four!
The city fellow asked his friend the country boy to take him deer hunting, as he had never been hunting before. The country boy agreed to this, as long as the city fellow did EXACTLY what he was told to do.
The two men got their gear together and went into the woods. The country boy told the city fellow to sit down on a log that lay beside a deer trail, and that if he stayed quiet and waited, the deer would come right by him on the way to the creek, and he would be able to get a good shot. The country boy said that he was going to go on down the trail about a mile to another good spot, and he would be back to meet the city fellow later.
But a few hours later, the country boy heard all kinds of yelling and screaming as the city fellow came running down the trail!! Well whats wrong with you?, he asked the city fellow. Why didnt you stay where I told you to?
The city fellow, still very excited, replied, Well, when the bobcat came over and sharpened his claws on the log, I didnt move. When the bear came and sat on the other end of the log, I didnt move. But when the two squirrels came up, climbed into my lap and then one said to the other, Shall we take them with us or eat them here, well I just couldnt stand it any more!