Signs that youre getting old

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You dont care where your spouse goes, just as long as you dont have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I dont need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

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