Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.



The doctor said Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.



The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came.

He said, I havent won any prizes, but Ive started free clinics and helped those in need for free. St. Peter let him in.



The third doctor said, Im responsible for all the HMOs across the United States.



St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, OK…

Ill let you in, but only for three days!