heard this on the radio yesterday:

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Ms. Single Mother is drowning 100 feet from shore.

Mr. Republican comes by. He throws her a 50 foot rope, and says hes done his share, now she needs to do her part and meet him half way.

Mr. Democrat comes by. He thows her a 200 foot rope, then drops his end.

— Tony Compolo (heard on the radio)

We are a two-party system, so some day Labor will win. Our job is to hang on until they are sane. — Margaret Tatcher, 1987

After losing in 1992, Labor decided to try sanity, installing Blair as leader. — George Will.